I knew Georgia would have more bugs than Michigan. Everyone knew I am "somewhat" timid about spiders. I knew they knew because they all made sure to tell me their wild assed experiences with the damn things. Well they didn't lie.
Twice I've been awoken by an eight legged freak crawling on me. Now when I say I've been awakened, I'm talking about being roused out of a dead damn sleep! I think the first time the creepy shit actually jostled my arm! The second one was under my t-shirt and I slapped the hell out of my self trying to crush the fu**er before he creeped me out anymore.
I can LITERALLY watch my lawn moving when I mow. I think I'm walking on the backs on millions of the bastards. This months check is going to buy an Ortho Chemical Plant.
Either I'm kicking their ass or I will wind up with shit growing out of me that's not supposed to be there.(picture Jeff Goldblum in The Fly) Even just writing this thing is giving me the creepy crawlys.
And now I'm finding cute little BABY SPIDERS IN MY BATHROOM! I'VE HAD IT! I WANT SOME BUTTS!
Just for illumination, these are Wolf Spiders. Take your thumb and index finger and make the OK sign. They get that large. Not the inside of the circle....the OUTSIDE! And they move fast. I don't think they are dangerous......I don't think so. Not unless arachnophobia is deadly. It's giving ME a stress heart attack.
Next post I'll try and get pictures of some of the other things around here. Stuff thats not so ....upsetting. I've got to go and take some kind of pill now......not sure which kind....I'll just take a bunch of different ones and wait for my nighttime crawlers! mmoooooooowwaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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