I knew Georgia would have more bugs than Michigan. Everyone knew I am "somewhat" timid about spiders. I knew they knew because they all made sure to tell me their wild assed experiences with the damn things. Well they didn't lie.
Twice I've been awoken by an eight legged freak crawling on me. Now when I say I've been awakened, I'm talking about being roused out of a dead damn sleep! I think the first time the creepy shit actually jostled my arm! The second one was under my t-shirt and I slapped the hell out of my self trying to crush the fu**er before he creeped me out anymore.
I can LITERALLY watch my lawn moving when I mow. I think I'm walking on the backs on millions of the bastards. This months check is going to buy an Ortho Chemical Plant.
Either I'm kicking their ass or I will wind up with shit growing out of me that's not supposed to be there.(picture Jeff Goldblum in The Fly) Even just writing this thing is giving me the creepy crawlys.
And now I'm finding cute little BABY SPIDERS IN MY BATHROOM! I'VE HAD IT! I WANT SOME BUTTS!
Just for illumination, these are Wolf Spiders. Take your thumb and index finger and make the OK sign. They get that large. Not the inside of the circle....the OUTSIDE! And they move fast. I don't think they are dangerous......I don't think so. Not unless arachnophobia is deadly. It's giving ME a stress heart attack.
Next post I'll try and get pictures of some of the other things around here. Stuff thats not so ....upsetting. I've got to go and take some kind of pill now......not sure which kind....I'll just take a bunch of different ones and wait for my nighttime crawlers! mmoooooooowwaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Sometimes you just need to wait!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
End of the Week Jubilation!
In these days with the economy and the hard times and the pressures we all face, we have a tendency to lower our expectations. Being with people we enjoy, doing things we like, and using our time, which is fleeting, in the most positive way available. That's why I spent tonight at the BAR!
HEY! IT WORKS FOR ME! Anyways I EARNED those beers!
I was really doing research. Trying a new watering hole. It difficult to find one as good as my old one....The Black Bear in the City. Now THATS a great pub! I miss the cast of characters. The bookstore Manager from Seattle, the bartender whose wife is absolutely a lunatic...but has great .....attributes! And the stream of personalities that keep you entertained. It was never boring.
It's not like that out in the...frontier. More of the "old school" type. Still very nice but not from somewhere else. I might have to try some bar stools in the bigger places, like Kennesaw or Marietta. Real "hot" spots. It's funny for me to be so interested in finding a new bar, and maybe a new "friend", because I'm not really in a position to actually BE the "Hot Shot" I see myself as! But it's the nature of the Beast to carry on, and I'm nothing, if not a "Beast"!
I know as soon as I find someone I like I will flame out and "crash and burn" as someone much cooler than I said. But hope always springs eternal and as much as I try to keep realistic about my age, weight, bald spot and general slovenliness, I still visualize myself as 32 and wickedly sexy. Maybe I DID have too much beer tonight!
Well tonight is done and I have a very full day tomorrow, as usual. I have to go get stamps and then return some books to the library and maybe do a "honey-do" with out the "honey". But as I go, I want you to always remember the lesson of life that has sustained me through many years of struggle and toil: When you step on the brake your life is in your foots hands.
Peace Out my Homies.
J
HEY! IT WORKS FOR ME! Anyways I EARNED those beers!
I was really doing research. Trying a new watering hole. It difficult to find one as good as my old one....The Black Bear in the City. Now THATS a great pub! I miss the cast of characters. The bookstore Manager from Seattle, the bartender whose wife is absolutely a lunatic...but has great .....attributes! And the stream of personalities that keep you entertained. It was never boring.
It's not like that out in the...frontier. More of the "old school" type. Still very nice but not from somewhere else. I might have to try some bar stools in the bigger places, like Kennesaw or Marietta. Real "hot" spots. It's funny for me to be so interested in finding a new bar, and maybe a new "friend", because I'm not really in a position to actually BE the "Hot Shot" I see myself as! But it's the nature of the Beast to carry on, and I'm nothing, if not a "Beast"!
I know as soon as I find someone I like I will flame out and "crash and burn" as someone much cooler than I said. But hope always springs eternal and as much as I try to keep realistic about my age, weight, bald spot and general slovenliness, I still visualize myself as 32 and wickedly sexy. Maybe I DID have too much beer tonight!
Well tonight is done and I have a very full day tomorrow, as usual. I have to go get stamps and then return some books to the library and maybe do a "honey-do" with out the "honey". But as I go, I want you to always remember the lesson of life that has sustained me through many years of struggle and toil: When you step on the brake your life is in your foots hands.
Peace Out my Homies.
J
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